I am now officially on frigging TILT!!!!!!!

Well this has to be the most frustrating week ever in my Poker playing career. Juiced Decks, Cold Decks, Runner Runner Runner River suck outs, a Mother of All Bad Beats and it just kept going and going. Like the Energizer frigging Bunny this streak of just so close bust outs has to end eventually. I have finished just out of the money so many times I seriously want to cry.

I have been busting my ass trying to win a seat in the WSOP this year and it is like the poker gods have decided that I am going to die on the mantle of the “Bubble Boy”. To add insult to injury I also got crushed at a few regular sit and goes. It is like I have a big sign on my head that says suck me out. No matter what tactic I play or how much I bet some frigging River Rat Suck Monkey will catch me on the river.

OK, I know variance is a bitch and even tougher in the Stars Double Shoot Outs which usually only pay out the top 2 or 3 players but the pay out is so huge it is worth it. Seriously though how does a person who is capable of playing 74 suited from middle position after a raise and two callers then call a BB reraise?Q?Q?!?!?!? They then go on to call my all in with top set only to runner runner me with a bottom flush.

THIS IS FOR MR. “Hey they are sooted!!!!”:
Does this guy actually think he will win a WSOP seat in the qualifier?
IF he does and goes to Vegas will this retard make the money?
Does his mom know he used her credit card to buy into the MTT?
If he played like this at a casino would he make it out of the parking lot alive?
IF I ever make it to the WSOP and
IF I ever win a WSOP event and
IF I think about it…
I am taking half my winnings and buying 24 hours of server time at Poker Stars HQ and looking up the names and addresses of every River Rat Flush Chasing Out of Position Cold Calling Fuktards and personally breaking their Mom’s computer keyboards over their Cheeto eating, Mountain Dew guzzling, pasty faced, chubby assed, halitosis riddled, WarCraft playing, Majic strategizing Fish Heads!
Think about that next time you want to cold call a 5 times the BB raise with 59 of spades. My luck you will be busted and crying about rigged poker like every other Bingo Playing Fish before I can wade through the cess pool of online qualifying.

Rant over back to the DONKFEST on Stars and thank the Poker Gods for cash games.